I think in life we don’t laugh enough and people take themselves too serious. I have “herd” over the years that, “laughter is the best medicine”. I am not entirely sure what that means, but a good laugh is always good. Here is some farm related jokes that I came across that might bring a smile or a groan to you. Enjoy!
Where do cows go on a first date? To the mooooooooooooooooooovies.
How did the farmer meet his wife? He Tractor down!!
What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder.
What do you call a cow that does not give milk? A milk dud!
What does a farmer talk about when milking the cows? Udder non-sense.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It is “pasture” bedtime!
How does a farmer count his cow? With a cowculator.
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? An udder failure!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
What is the hardest part about making skim milk? Throwing the cow across the lake!
What do you call a male cow taking a nap? A bulldozer.
Well, I hope you at least smiled or groaned a little. Remember, at Absolute Insurance we try not to take ourselves too serious, but we certainly take your farm insurance seriously. So the next time you need a laugh and a farm insurance quote, give us a call at 1-877-941-2266 and ask for a farm insurance specialist.
